Cubicle Chronicles

Dear Employee#598439,

We are thrilled to welcome you to the team! We are confident that your unique skills and personality will bring a new energy to the workplace and make a positive impact on our company.

We would like to take this opportunity to remind you of a few important things as you embark on this new journey with us:

1. Our coffee machine is not a time machine, so please don't expect it to make yesterday's coffee today.
2. The Boss is not actually a superhero, despite what his cape and mask might suggest.
3. The office plant is not a live mic, so please refrain from singing show tunes in front of it.
4. Our office mascot, a stuffed giraffe named Gerald, is not actually an authority on office protocol, so please don't take his silence as approval for your actions.
5. Our break room is not a trampoline park, so please leave the flipping and jumping to the professionals.

We hope that you will find your time here with us to be both productive and enjoyable. If you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to reach out to any of your colleagues or superiors.

Again, welcome aboard!

Cubicle Chronicles is a tabletop role-playing game that takes place in a typical modern-day office setting. Players take on the role of office workers who must complete tasks assigned by the boss while navigating various obstacles and distractions in the office environment.